This website will provide the answer to the question that haunts you most. Namely:
"Will I die?"
Until now, no one could have told you for sure. Methods for predicting death have been based on an assumption, namely that since everyone who has died was born at some point, therefore you will die because you were born.
WillIDie.org finds this result to be fallacious, as it is overly dependent on logic. The conclusion relies too heavily on statistics, which as we all know are predictive and not portentive. To obtain a true determination of mortality, we instead rely on rigorous necroscience. Take our free proprietary test now, and find out:
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